40+ Times Pregnant Women Sent Hilarious Texts

This article appeared in thedaddest.com and has been published here with permission.

Being pregnant is both challenging and rewarding. You give birth to a new life but also get entangled in new sets of responsibilities forever. What makes this experience even more special is when humor is added into the mix. The women on this list were very pregnant when they sent these hilarious texts. Read ahead and enjoy the laughs.

Creepy Belly Button

Belly button updates are extremely crucial at this stage because you never know what yours might look like from one day to the next. Thus, it's of utmost importance that you inform your partner every day about it. In this case, the woman's belly button somehow managed to resemble a cat's behind.

Two questions here, though - what in the world made you think of that resemblance? And how do you know what a cat's butthole looks like, to begin with? Your cats need privacy, too.

That's a Lot of Farting

An awkward kind of revenge, don't you think? So, she yelled at him at first and then proceeded to fart on him all night. Makes one wonder what that poor guy ever did to deserve this kind of smelly treatment. Anyhow, we all know that all is forgiven when it comes to pregnancy.

That man is lucky that his wife has such a funny sense of humor and cared enough to even apologize. However, for the woman's sake, we sure hope the guy wasn't awake to experience the gas attack.

It’s Feet, Not Food

What is it about pregnancy that makes everything look and smell like food? As if it's not bad enough to gain weight from carrying an actual human inside you, you're also just suffering from constant hunger and cravings.

This poor woman's pregnant brain got the best of her and now she can't help but be reminded of little smokey sausages every time she looks down at her feet. We sure hope whoever she's texting gets her some food, and fast, before she begins eating her foot.

An Uncomfortable Butthole

TMI much? Of all the things or body parts that could've been bothering her, she decided it was her butthole that was uncomfortable. The things that husbands have to hear during pregnancy are absolutely crazy but hey, this guy has got it all worked out - as soon as she said her bottom was giving her issues, he gave her a solution.

As for the woman, we can't believe she opened the text talking about her butthole and then proceeded to ask how he is only after that.