When it really comes down to it, women don’t want a lot. We want freedom, we want happiness, we want equality, and we want clothing with pockets. Why is it so hard to find clothes with pockets around here? While men’s clothing is littered with pockets of all shapes and sizes, women have to carry bags and purses around with them to ensure they have everything they need. After all, where else are they going to put these items? In their non-existent pockets? When it came to this woman’s wedding day, she decided to take this matter into her own hands.
The Bride In Question
However, to truly understand this amazing story, we need to learn a little more about the bride. Eve Paterson became a viral name in January 2019 when she pictures of her wedding day were posted on social media. While those on the internet cooed over the venue and the table decorations, it was the wedding and bridesmaid dresses that really stood out from the crowd. That’s because Eve made sure that she and her bridesmaids were well equipped on her big day, and had all of the pockets they would need.
Not For Women
The English bride noted that she felt irritated and confused when she went to buy the dresses for her wedding. When her husband and her groomsmen went to hire their suits, they would never have expected to have an “add pockets” option as an extra. Men’s clothing and suits always come with pockets, but it has never been that way for women. Dresses and skirts almost always come without pockets, and Eve didn’t think that was fair. More than anything, it’s impractical.
Pockets For All
So, when Eve bought her dresses, she made sure to ask for them to be altered. She wanted them all to have pockets because women deserve to look good and be practically equipped at the same time. At the moment, Eve notes that women have the option of being one of the other, but rarely both. To make her wedding dress even more special, she had a piece of fabric from her mother’s wedding dress stitched to the inside of her pocket, which was later filled with snacks, lipstick, and her phone.
Eve is a genius for adding pockets to her wedding dress, but should she really have had to ask? We say pockets for all!
While you wouldn’t expect your mama bear to have such sass, these savage remarks below are sure to change your view. So, sit back, relax and get ready to be entertained by some of the most savage moms out there. Don’t say we didn’t warn ya!
Sibling Rivalry in the Making
When you have a sibling, there is a small part of you that believes that they are the favorite. Most parents are aware of this insecurity and try their best not to favor one kid over another. Apparently, it is not a concern for this mom.
Don’t Say That!
Not everyone has a humor that is light-hearted and PC. Some are more insensitive and on the drier side. While you wouldn’t expect it, this mother has a tendency to represent the latter. We just feel bad for her daughter as she clearly doesn’t have the same sense of humor.
That plane incident took savage to new heights for us. If our mom did that, we’d be calling the airline trying to get as many details about the flight as possible. Poor kid!
Moms are always problem solvers. That is why they like to plan ahead, especially when there are major events coming up. For instance, this girl’s quinceanera was enough of an occasion to have her mom stressing about her date.
So, she planned ahead and got her girl a dance partner. But it just so happened to be her cousin… Well, at least the boy has two feet. The thing that probably hurt the daughter was her mom’s prediction of her relationship status. Um, ouch!
Nothing stings more than a sarcastic and snappy comeback. Especially, when this response comes from your mom. So, when this girl went digging for a compliment from her mommy dearest, she was met with major sass instead.
We are going to play naive here and just assume the mom was totally kidding. If in the case she isn’t, we just hope this daughter has a backbone strong enough to handle this. We don’t actually know if we could!
Ouch, That Burns!
When you get sick, though it is an internal condition, often many symptoms are seen on the outside. For example, puffy eyes, a red nose, and a sickly pallor. When we are in a state like this, we often turn to our loving moms for affection and support.
So, we understand why this girl sent her mom that sick selfie as she was definitely seeking some sympathy. But instead, what her mom responded was pretty cold-hearted. Who wants to put on makeup and look glamorous when you’re feeling ill?
Moving on Out?
Every house has its rules. These rules can involve cleaning and cooking tasks. These chores are put in place by the parents so that we all learn that there are social norms that we are expected to abide by (and they’re not always fun).
Hearing kids complain about their chores is really nothing new, but hearing a parent clap back is something we don’t like to miss. We have to give it to this mom for her sharp wit.
Drop the Mic
There are a lot of things said but not really meant in the heat of an argument. So, when we saw this stingy comeback that this mother had installed for her whining son, we placed it in the “I didn’t mean that” box.
Drop the Mic
However, truth be told, we’re having doubts about this one. This savage mom may have just meant to say exactly that. The kid must have felt like trash after – get it? We don’t mean to be insensitive but we couldn’t resist it.
Silence Is Golden
You know, if you have the joy in your heart, one of the ways to show this is through song. This is why it’s common in religious places like churches to sing along. Even if you don’t sound like Adele or Celine Dion, there’s still a power to bolting out your emotions.
However, this mom sees it differently and truly believes that not even the big guy upstairs wants to hear her kid’s singing. That is beyond S-A-V-A-G-E. This mom ought to repent and luckily she’s in the right place to do it.
The Public Has Spoken
At some point or another, we have all had our social media platforms toyed with by a close friend or family member. It’s a digital age thing. However, having this act committed by your very own mother is not something we hear about every day.
The fact that this mom went a step further by creating a Facebook group and adding all Chloe’s friends takes this to a height of savage we have not yet visited. All we have to say is, DAAAAMNNN!
Mama Got Sass
It can be uncomfortable for kids to talk about things like intimate clothing with their parents. But this mother-daughter seems to have it down pat. But it might be a little strange to those of us not in this relationship.
But we’re sure that most of you will just find it hilarious. This mom starts out with a little comedy and then uses a visual aid to finish the punchline. That is one big bra!
The Honest Police
Honesty is the best policy, right?! That is what a lot of parents always say to their children as it is an important life lesson that we should all abide by. However, brutal honesty is not suggested as more often than not, you can hurt the recipient’s feelings.
While we do have to say that we find this mom’s backhanded compliment pretty funny, it was really not the right thing to say. Especially because the child was already insecure about her hair.
Merry Christmas to You Too!
A trend that has now become a known thing is to wear an ugly sweater during the Christmas holiday. Offices and families take part in this ritual and take it seriously.
We sure hope that this kid didn’t take their mom’s overly savage response too seriously. We’re still in shock that a mother would have the audacity to say such a thing. Even if she is joking, she should come up with new and less offensive material!
She Gets Me
Your mom probably knows you better than anyone in the world. So sometimes, her savage comebacks are more about the fact that she has an in-depth understanding of you and your habits than about her trying to be rude.
When we first read this text chain between this mother and kid, we thought the mom was acting out of line. But after thinking about how lazy we were back when we lived at home, we can totally understand this mom’s perspective. Kids, remember to help out more!
The time in a young girl’s life where they become a woman is very challenging. There are a whole lot of hormone changes going on and at quite a rapid paste, so sometimes having a good sense of humor can help you through it.
However, we’re not sure that we’re on board with this mother’s gory humor. She decided to put on the horror movie Carrie to help distract her daughter while dealing with her first period. Surely chocolates and affection would have done the trick?
What a Jokester
This scenario for some reason reminded us of the funny mom from the Mean Girls movie. Maybe because the character was iconic and what this mom pulled off here was pretty legendary too. Truth be told, we’re just glad that neither one is our mom.
At least it was all a big joke and her crush wasn’t actually there. Because if he was and that happened to us, we would give our mother a time-out and confiscate her phone for bad behavior.
That’s Not True, Right!?
You know your mom is savage when she is out and about and finds something that she can use to send a really good burn your way. This mom’s harsh banter happened to come in the form of a phone case.
This is too funny but it might make a kid have a bit of a complex if they are super sensitive. We can laugh, but we are sure that their kid asked, “That isn’t true, is it?” This mom clearly has no limits!
Just a Tip
As a teen, you are always on the hunt for independence and to be taken seriously. So, when you get your first job, this is a great step to get you to that end goal.
More often than not, kids get their starting jobs in the foodservice industry, so it’s always nice when your parents support you. And while this parent did come to visit, they decided to be snarky by leaving a savage tip.
Mom’s Got Jokes
Pokémon Go was a major thing and a great way to have some interactive fun. So why not use it to wage a little fun with mom? Well, if your mom is as savage as this woman, then we definitely wouldn’t even try our luck.
We actually re-laughed at this joke because it’s just too good. Since when did mothers have such sassy one-liners? Also, when did kids’ comebacks become so weak?
Forever Young and Alone
Not sure what the character on this cake is supposed to be, but the message of how this mother feels about her child’s love life is pretty savage and enough to make just about anyone crack up laughing!
We are not sure why this mother should be worried about her kid finding a match at this age, but it does seem to be of concern to her. We say, don’t worry, kid, you got time!
One lesson we have all learned from social media is to be careful with what you post. Whatever you say can and will be used against you… Never forget it! Well, it looks as if Michael did.
While his comment was cringe and an inappropriate thing to say, his mother managed to outdo him. Now we actually feel bad for the dude. All his friends for sure screengrabbed this!
Words of Wisdom
Words of encouragement can be given verbally or in the written form. Many parents use both manners, but with new technology, they can do this in multiple ways simultaneously. So this mom decided to use her abilities to send what she thought was an important message.
Sometimes it is the simplest words that have the most impact. That doesn’t mean that it has to be nice, sometimes the harsh truth can be savage, helpful, and funny all at once.
Do Me a Favor
Kids these days are glued to their phones. This means that parents have to utilize this to their advantage. This mom has figured that out and is using it very well. Knowing that her kid can’t ignore a text, she knew what she had to do.
It’s always funny to see someone playing a player at his own game… Finally, in this case, we take the savage mom’s side. Job well done to her!
Our moms brought us into the world, so we have a lot to thank them for. Also, whenever we step out of line, you bet your bottom dollar that they’re going to use the “I made you” comeback as this mom so perfectly did.
Not only did she win the argument with this one-liner but she also simultaneously put her kid in place. Truth be told, the daughter’s remark deserved some sass. Kids these days, right?
So when family get-togethers roll around, we all look forward to certain dishes, especially if mom cooks them. But in the defense of all mothers, we don’t realize how much work that entails.
So, after toiling away in the kitchen, this mom had every right to kick the kids out of the picture so she could have her moment in the spotlight. We back you hard! PS – that homemade food looks delish!
No More Karaoke
Here is another example of a mom giving their kid a hard time about their relationship status. All this single shaming needs to stop! It most definitely won’t help the girl or boy feel any better.
Also, for the life of us, we do not understand the correlation between bad singing and someone having a partner… The two are not dependent on each other so can all the moms out there stop with this!
Laughter is a great form of medicine that can get us through a lot. whether it be hard times or simply trying to move past a bad graduation picture. So, this girl took it upon herself to lighten the mood by creating matching images for their pet dog, Dixie.
While we found the idea hilarious, it turns out that the daughter isn’t the only jokester in the family. The mom’s final one-liner is pretty priceless and we bet that the daughter didn’t even see it coming!
Christmas is always a time where kids are looking for confirmation that they are going to get everything they wanted. Many tactics are used to ensure this, from flattery to attempting to pull on their parent’s ego strings, as seen below.
Unfortunately for this kid, mom has a quick wit and fired back. It looks as if he’s on the naughty list and is not getting a $3000 gift. We hope this kid has better luck next year.
Don’t Forget This!
Sometimes you don’t even need to use words to be savage – grand gestures work as efficiently. Just check out this ‘care’ package that this mom had delivered to her son…
We bet he never forgot to take the trash out again! We absolutely love this one and think it’s in good taste even though having the box sent was pretty overboard. What do you guys think?
Cats Over Humans
Pets can be a great companion when you live on your own. They can fill a gap and give you unconditional love. This sounds like a great thing, that is, unless that pet is your only friend. Then it’s a little sad.
So for the person who might be in this situation, they definitely don’t need their mom emphasizing it. If we were in this person’s shoes, we’d get majorly defensive.
Showing You Up
Feeling good about yourself is great as this means you have a lot of self-confidence and believe in yourself. But parents are there to make sure your head doesn’t get too big. With that being said, we don’t agree with this mom’s way of doing it.
Both of these lovely ladies have a good self-image, and that is cool, but we think that the mom was a little savage when she felt the need to let the girl who was the prettiest one in the relationship.
Grading Your Work
There is a point in life where we all think we can give grief back to our parents when they are being too big for their boots. This is usually in our teens, and it is part of growing up, but if you are going to give it, you have to be prepared to take it right back.
Unfortunately, this kid failed miserably with his banter and his mom came back with the best albeit savage comeback. Touché, mom, touché!
The struggle is real when it comes to autocorrect. How many of us have sent a text only to read it back to see that auto-correct has changed what we said? Unfortunately, we’ve all been there one too many times.
However, there are also those cases where we intended to sound rude and then used auto-correct as the coverup. Our intuition is telling us that this is the case with this mother here.
Sometimes moms just want some time for themselves so they decide to go MIA. But understandably so, this is when kids start to worry since mothers are known to be the most responsible ones.
This is obviously not always the case as this mom chose to use a funny Mean Girls meme in response to her stressed kid. Whoever said that we are bound to mature with age is sorely mistaken!
Just like siblings, there is a little bit of rivalry between most kids and their parents’ pets. This is especially true when the parents treat the pet as a child. This poor girl got a firsthand example of where she falls in the importance scale and let’s just say, she’s not winning!
Worst yet, she got it on social media, so now all her friends know that her mom loves the cat more. If you’re going to hit your kid with the ultimate jab, can you at least do it behind closed doors in private!
Well-Crafted Words of Advice
Lots of moms have hobbies that they do to fill their downtime with. One of the most common is needlepoint work, and this is a good way for them to make specialized gifts for the ones they love. So, while the thought of a throw cushion is lovely, the design is anything but.
What a savage message! However, it is kind of a good life lesson, so we guess it’s not all bad, right? Side note: Couldn’t the mother have picked a different color? That brown shade isn’t doing it for us.
Dang! That’s Harsh!
Most of us think parents are supposed to be there to help boost our confidence and make us feel extra special. But some parents actually feel it’s their duty to do the opposite…
This mom’s savage insinuation that her daughter looks like a clown is just too much for us to handle. Doesn’t this woman know never to attack someone’s looks? ESPECIALLY if she’s your daughter!
Calling You Out!
It is okay to dream, but every now and then, someone has to bring you back to reality. If we are making it seem like we are more important than we are, this can lead to a massive ego complex, which isn’t good for anyone.
So this mom thought she would comment on the social media profile of her child and help bruise that inflated ego. She sure did her job well… We would be hurting from that one.
It is always fun to see how parents use social media. Some have the adaptability to use it very well, while others have the audacity to use it for evil. Ribbing your child about their relationship status qualifies in the latter category.
While we do have to give it to this mom for using Snapchat like a pro, our sincerest condolences go out to @kevinillnest. He’s gonna need salt for the wound his mother opened.
Scrub a Dub Dub
We are not sure this is scientifically accurate, but it sure is funny. Maybe this kid should try upping their hygiene routine if we are to believe mom.
Our best bet is that this kid has spent too much time in the sun and as a result has become a whole lot more tanned. Do you guys have any suggestions? Surely no one agrees with the mom’s comeback, right?
The Roast by Mom
Every mom wants their child to find love and settle down. But before they can do that, the kid has to actually try dating. It’s not unheard of to hear about parents intervening in this stage and trying to matchmake their kid.
But sending self-help books is not something you see every day. That’s why we can understand why ZAXX chose to screengrab his chat with his mom and share it online. Even though, for him, it’s pretty embarrassing.
Moms Never Lie
Parents are supposed to be uplifting, right? Well, not all of them and after reading some of these messages we think you’ll agree with us. Just check out this next savage mom’s one-liner… It’s as if all these mothers are competing to be the top roaster.
Truth be told, their comebacks are all so harsh, there cannot be one winner. They’re all ranging pretty close in score. We just feel for the recipients who all deserve a great big confidence boost after this.
She Would Know
So sometimes, moms’ witty repertoire has nothing to do with their kids and is rather directed at a different family member – the husbands. And in this particular one’s case who got roasted on a group chat – we’re sending over aloe vera for that burn!
Hopefully, the dad has a matching sense of humor and can handle that dig about his manhood. Truthfully, not many could!
The Boss of Chores
Swear jars and paying kids to do their chores are both tactics used by parents that have stood the test of time. As for crediting them every time they forget to do a chore, well that’s just savage.
The whole point of these systems is to incentivize kids to behave better and respect rules. Charging them for messing up seems unfair and straight-up mean.
Moms always have something to say when it comes to their kids’ boyfriends or girlfriends. Sometimes it’s nice, and other times it might be a little mean. But it could be mean in a funny way like what this mom mastered.
Well, turns out the mom wasn’t totally off base as we now know the two are no longer together. Maybe mother really does know best? In this case, she just needs to figure out a nicer way to say it!