Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, a couple were planning the best Disney wedding ever. It turns out that their ceremony might have actually been the happiest place on Earth, as it could be the best Disney wedding the world has ever seen.

Falling For Disney

Jason and Garrett knew they had to plan the ultimate Disney wedding as soon as they started planning their big day. Both of them loved Disney parks when they were growing up and watched all the movies throughout their childhood. Plus, the artwork from all of the films was one of Jason’s biggest inspirations.

Creating The Magic

Jason and Garrett decided to inject Disney into every aspect of their big day. From their Buzz and Woody-style suits and matching shoes to the decorations and the catering, it seemed as though the couple had everything covered to make sure their day was as magical as possible.

The Little Details

One of the most beautiful details from the day came in the shape of the table themes and the decorations. They were all based on different movies and featured the VHS cover in the middle, surrounded by additions from the films. If the movie was never released on VHS, Jason designed his own cover.

Joining The Fun

After the ceremony, Jason and Garrett changed into their Buzz and Woody outfits. They joined their guests who all dressed as their own characters, thanks to the couple’s love of Halloween parties. The best bit? Even the pair’s dog got to dress up for the big day.

There are Disney weddings, and then there’s Jason and Garrett’s big day. The couple managed to bring the magic of it all to life in a way that many others have tried to before. And they all lived happily ever after.

Some of the things that kids say are absolutely hilarious. In fact, we’d go as far as to say that a lot of things kids say are funny. Jimmy Fallon is very aware of this and challenged the internet to share the funniest things they have heard kids say. Needless to say, people didn’t disappoint with their awesome contributions on Twitter.

Don’t you just love it when the waitress at Olive Garden asks you to tell her when to stop shredding cheese over your pasta? Who hasn’t just waited for a minute or two before she double checks if that’s enough shredded cheese?

The following kid wasn’t planning on waiting for a follow-up. He was more than happy to get straight to the point and say that he never wanted her to stop. Of course, she has to eventually.

It is no secret that kids can be extremely insensitive with some of the things they say. They don’t mean anything by it, they are just making observations that they don’t know the social ramifications for.

Most adults know that calling others out for their weight is wrong. And while this kid wasn’t explicitly doing that with their aunt, they were intrigued by the fact that she could make the scale go higher than he could. He didn’t know he was being rude.

While some kids learn quicker than others, it seems like tact is something that takes a lot of people a long time to get right. However, we have to pardon many children because, quite frankly, they can be really impolite without even knowing it.

Take this kindergartner, for example, who called out their teacher for seemingly not wearing makeup. It turns out that they were though. Apparently, some makeup just isn’t convincing enough for certain children.

There are plenty of families out there who have dogs whose name is Lady. Obviously, they are named after the dog from the movie Lady and the Tramp. However, this kid thought it would be perfectly sensible to name all of the dog’s litter “Lady” too.

That way “all the ladies come running” when anyone yells “Lady.” Let’s face it – it is a terrible idea but we’ll forgive it as it came from a very young mind.

Older siblings are notorious for not wanting any more brothers or sisters in their lives. Some always want to stay the center of attention, while others just don’t want to grow up with a crying baby in the house.

At any rate, the following kid was concerned after her mother gave birth to her little brother. She wasn’t aware that after birth, most parents actually bring the baby home with them. Naturally, the rest of her day, and childhood, was ruined.

Going to a doctor or a dentist can be a traumatic experience for many kids. Many children’s pain thresholds are much lower than adults and so it is understandable that they can be scared to take injections.

Even the sight of a needle can drive them crazy. But when a kid screams “they hurt you in there” after getting shots, you can imagine that all of the kids who are waiting are going to be even more stressed out than before.

Couples have every right to hug each other whenever they feel like it. If you can’t have a warm cuddle with your loved one, then what’s the point of living? However, some kids also feel this way.

They think, because they are small and cute, that they have the right to intrude on other couple’s hugging session and, as this kid said, “get in on the action.” What an awkward thing to say to your uncle and aunt.

Parents are very keen to teach their kids to tell the truth as much as possible. However, some might want to rethink this lesson, especially if it prevents their children from saying something honest that might hurt the parent’s feelings.

This child was a bit too truthful when commenting on what they thought about their mother’s glasses. Sure, people develop bags under their eyes as they age, but we don’t need to be reminded about it!

Let’s face it – which kid does not like playing with a rubber ducky while taking a bath? No kid, that’s who. And yet, this post managed to take things to a whole other level. For hours, this mother couldn’t find their kid during a game of “hide and seek.”

The last place they checked was the toy box and lo and behold, her daughter was hiding in there. However, her answer to the mom’s question was absolute gold.

Not all kids are into sports, that’s just a fact. However, some parents aren’t fully aware of this. They simply assume that all other kids must be active to some degree and as a result, they must have a favorite sport.

This made things kind of awkward when the following person asked their friend’s little sister what their favorite sport is. But does the kid actually think “coloring” is a sport or did they not understand the question?

Adopting a pet and bringing them into the home can be a life-changing decision for many people. Our kids might be desperate to have a pet and don’t necessarily understand the severity of their parents’ allergies.

It turns out that this kid understood the situation completely. This didn’t stop them though from still trying to get their own way. They want that kitten, even if it meant that their mother had to move into the backyard shed.

For many women, their hair is one of the most defining features of their identity. Without it, they become a different person and if it is slightly altered, that is bad enough in itself.

So why the following mother let her son brush her hair for half an hour, not knowing what the results will be, we will never know. However, the ultimate burn came when the son claimed that he couldn’t make his mother beautiful…

Have you ever realized that some kids see the world in ways that are absolutely mindblowing? As adults, we think we know everything that needs to be known to survive. But then, our kids show up and make us rethink our lives completely. The following tweet is a classic example of this.

This four-year-old was confused by the concept of shoes, believing that all they did was prevent our feet from being completely free. From a certain point of view, he’s right.

Breaking down our own mortality to children can be a tough ordeal. For a start, the concept of life and death is a tough enough pill to swallow. But for the harsh reality to sink in that we all leave this world eventually? That can be hard enough for any child to except.

The following kid though was particularly distressed as she is the youngest in her family. What made the family laugh though was that she was purely thinking about herself…

Many parents choose to bring up their children in a certain faith. And while there are some religions out there who don’t believe in the existence of dinosaurs, this kid seems to believe in both sides of the coin.

Not only is she praying to God every night before bedtime, but she is also thankful that her home is never destroyed by any prehistoric creatures. We know that kids have wild imaginations but this is a whole different story!

Some kids are just extremely sadistic. They love nothing more than seeing other people around them in pain. Sometimes, this might even apply to their own parents. OK, maybe we are overreaching on that, especially where this kid is concerned.

We imagine this was their way of trying to lighten up the situation. They tried to raise the spirits of their mother, who obviously was still hurting from the fall. Suffice to say, it didn’t work.

Kids have such an awesome way with words. Even though they might not completely mean them the way that adults do, it’s amazing to hear them come out of their mouths. A mother was concerned that her kid wasn’t wearing her pink sweater to match her pink crown.

However, the daughter was quick to explain her choice, claiming to be “feeling dark and stormy today.” Surely enough, the mother could completely relate to what her little girl was going through.

Pokemon has certainly captured the imagination of millions of kids around the world since it came into existence in the ’90s. However, some parents have had trouble convincing their kids that these animated, fictional creatures aren’t actually real.

When the following parent explained to their kid that you can’t really catch pokemon, she had the ultimate comeback, which ended up getting her grounded. Call us way too liberal to be parents, but we think that’s a bit harsh!

The following kid certainly has a weird idea of what love actually is. Loving someone with your boot is something we’d associate more with an army sergeant. We’re not entirely sure who Brady is in this situation. Either he’s a sibling of the kicking kid or the family dog.

Either way, it is never love if you are kicking a family member. We might be a bit more forgiving though if Brady is a sibling. After all, kicking a dog is unforgivable.

Kids can certainly overreact when they aren’t informed properly about a situation that they are in. The following tweet clearly demonstrates this. It’s perfectly normal for kids to get numbness in the feet, or pins and needles, or whatever you want to call it.

However, this kid’s choice of words was absolute gold! We can’t help but think of a kid who got their foot trapped in that bicarbonate chamber that Han Solo was frozen in at the end of The Empire Strikes Back.

We live in a time when kids are more tech-savvy than ever before, which is perfectly understandable. Children have so much access to smartphones and iPads that it is completely revolutionizing the way in which children play and learn.

However, some kids are just too young to understand the difference between their own toys and the everyday items that adults use. From where this kid was looking, they actually thought that the ATM her dad was using was just a huge, boring iPad.

It’s important to have ambition and to eventually have an idea of what you want to do in life. However, we put a lot of pressure on kids to have those ideas when they are still trying to learn basic things like math, English, and socializing.

How are we supposed to know that we really want to be a doctor, policeman, or an astronaut at six years old? Thankfully, one kid came up with a realistic answer to the question.

It’s always driven us crazy. Why on Earth did A.A. Milne decide to name his popular bear character Winnie the Pooh? Why not Winnie the bear? What is a pooh? It turns out that “Pooh” was originally a swan that the writer’s son had met while on holiday. Anyway, we digress.

Naturally, this strange name for a cartoon character was bound to confuse kids. Like this child, who actually thought that “Pooh” was alluding to something else entirely…

Some kids are simply ahead of their time. Gender equality is a virtue that many have fought for over the years but there are simply some who understand its importance at a younger age. This woman was just six years old when it started to play on her mind.

She couldn’t understand why only GameBoys were available, but GameGirls didn’t even exist. It’s a good question and you could say that the name GameBoy hasn’t aged well.

Whenever our kids say something nice about us, it just lifts our spirits and is just the right kind of thing to keep us going. However, some compliments don’t really do the job, especially if they are kind of weird.

It seems like someone has been letting their kid watch too many zombie TV shows and movies. Dads and mothers, only introduce your child to The Walking Dead and Dawn of the Dead if you know they are not going to suspect that you are a zombie…

Don’t you just love it when kids take matters into their own hands at school and make up their own ridiculous answers? The following teacher couldn’t help but share the hilarious answer that one of their students came up with during a math lesson.

One kid asked the teacher for help. However, one of their friends was quick to step in and take a crack at it. Surely enough, they were both in on a joke that the teacher would never forget…

Here’s a little tip – just because someone is “winning” at something doesn’t mean that it is a good thing. Surely, if you are doing something worse than somebody else, that can only mean that you are losing, right?

As far as this proud, American kid is concerned, winning is all that matters, no matter what it is about. Even if it’s about messing up the country, we need to be better at it than everyone else. Makes sense, right?

It’s a question that seems to be asked in virtually every family: who wears the pants? For some, it’s the dad. For others, it can be the mother. Let’s face it though, even though we like to convince ourselves that it’s not the case, kids do call the shots.

Our lives revolve around our children when they come into the world. So if you are going to sing in front of your kid, be prepared for them to say something like this.

Many people these days are determined to find out exactly where their ancestors came from. Some of the results we find can be absolutely staggering. However, it can be easy to misread your results, especially if you are a child.

This kid claimed that they used ancestry.com and discovered that they were part banana. We’re not entirely sure if that’s accurate. We are surprised though that these kids know what ancestry.com is and know how to use it!

It’s amazing how one letter can completely change the meaning of a word and the entire sentence, for that matter. We completely understand what the following kid was going for when writing this message to their mother. However, it actually doesn’t change things that much when you think about it.

These days, “beast” can often be used to describe someone who is excellent at something. You could say that this kid went “beast mode” while writing this heartfelt message.

Kids are like sponges. Even at so young, they can absorb the experiences around them and prove that they are aware of what’s happening. They also like to reenact situations as a way of processing them.

This kid obviously experienced the moment that someone around him was in labor and ready to give birth. As a result, he put his hands on his tummy and suggested that he was on the verge of giving birth. We doubt he was really in labor though.

Don’t you just love how innocent kids are? Sadly, we pretty much all lose our innocence at some stage in our lives. We just have to cherish those years that our kids look at the world through rose-tinted glasses, before everything falls apart.

This kid was sure that her parents were doing some yoga late at night. What she did not consider though is that yoga tends to be a fairly quiet activity with minimal noise and sounds…

Many families take their kids to church for Easter Sunday. It’s a good opportunity for all of the community to come together and focus on what’s really important. At the center of this occasion is the priest, who is tasked with the responsibility of reaching out to his congregants and giving them spiritual support.

However, some kids don’t know how to respond to that support. Take this kid for example, who was a little too casual with their words…

Kids like all sorts of things while growing up. While some enjoy reading comic books and playing video games, others enjoy learning how to cook early and learning how to play an instrument. Every child is different.

And there are some kids who have a deep interest in reptiles. Like this kid, who was told they were weird by one of the other kids at school. Thankfully, they were quick to stand up for themself. A true individual.

When kids still aren’t able to identify everything around them correctly, we are inclined to either give them a pass or correct them so that they never make the same mistake twice.

Either way, it’s funny to hear our children mistake basic things for other things that in all fairness, look similar. Take this kid, for example, who thought that her dad’s Adam’s Apple was actually an elbow that got stuck in his neck.

Let’s face it – a party isn’t really a party without a cake, right? The following kid knew this too well and was quick to file a complaint about this when their parent took them to their very first BBQ.

It became increasingly clear though that the five-year-old had only ever been to birthday parties. He didn’t realize that you don’t actually need to have a cake to have a party. The terms and conditions are pretty flexible.

It should come as no surprise that this kid does not like going to the doctor to get shots. Let’s face it – which kid does? This child doesn’t quite understand how the parent-kid dynamic works. They are under the impression that there is some sort of Curious Case of Benjamin Button thing happening.

As in, the older person gets younger while the younger person gets older. Someone should inform them quickly that their mother will never be their daughter.

Kids can be such rebels, no matter what kind of family they grow up in. This also applies to religious families. Despite all of the traditions and devotion to a higher power, some kids are just inclined to go against the grain and do something contrary to what their parents expect from them.

These two siblings were prime examples, believing that God wouldn’t hear their curse words if they simply hid behind their door. It seems a bit risky…

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Some kids are just born to be dads. Why do we say that? Because it is never too early to become a master of dad jokes. The following kid seemed to be a natural when it came to conjuring up cheesy puns.

To be honest, we are suckers for a good dad joke and couldn’t help but laugh when we read the punny punchline. You see, “jalapeno” kind of sounds like “all up in your.” Did we really need to explain it?

If your child is having a temporary problem hearing, then you might want to take them to see a doctor quickly. On the way, though, it’s important to reassure them that this is a health matter and has nothing to do with technology.

The following kid was convinced that she had batteries in her ears, which were completely drained. Someone needs to teach their kid that we are a different species from our smartphones. We don’t need to be charged every time a part of our body stops working.